Just curious, Mike.

What's the "about right" bribe to get Dave to violate his principles?

You embarrass yourselves by believing Dave could be bought off at any price.

You insult Dave by asking him to "make the deal with us" if the bribe's "about right."

Is this the way you do business in your communities, at work, places of worship, clubs and organizations?

And Dave, why is it always the money for a commissioned beat-up?