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keith the kowardly klown

Why does he act the jerk this anonymous wizard of ooze?
Does he stay up late at night drowning in booze?
Why is he so vicious, toxic and absent of mirth?
Was he dropped on his head, an accident at birth?
Or does he visit this forum in too tight clown shoes?

I don't comment on King's politics or your politics. Y'all are free to believe what you want. What I do comment on is your conduct. Were you bullied as a kid? Picked on by an older brother or sister? Or did you pick on other kids? Or pick on your younger brother or sister? Did an 84 year-old Nova Scotian run over your dog? We need to know! You never got over the story about Santa Claus not being true? You can be helped.

The needlepointers are getting antsy and the publisher is calling daily. Which limerick do you want and how many copies of "Leaves of a Cowardly Ass" do you need? Please give your name and address. (Couldn't get the banner colored yellow. How'd you do the Liar Alert Red? Just between us boys. Let's do lunch) Gil