No one knows his real name, he hides behind his curtain
He says others lie, non-stop hes a spurtin
He calls a man a liar even if it doesnt fit
He prattles on his slander and just wont quit
That he hides behind his screen name like a chicken is certain

If Dorothy and Toto were to saddle up and look for the Wizard of Ooze would they find you behind the curtain at the end of the Yellow Prick Road?