"Markets always crash" when sociopathic religious statist are in charge. If you look at the crashes including and since the Great Depression, (perhaps with the exclusion of the "Dot.com" crash, which didn't have much effect on the economy) you'll find governmental fingers on all of them. Government-created "Bubbles", easily explained by Austrian (von Hyack, Menger, Milton Friedman, Arthur Laffer, etc.) Economics. It's the sociopathic statist religious dogma of Keynes that is the problem. Always promoted by the pseudo-elitist sociopaths like you.

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