I know thousands.
Obviously everyone knows of the "Man from Nantucket:...
Here's a highbrow one.
That naughty old Sappho of Greece,
Preferred much to any old piece,
To have her Pudenda,
Rubbed hard by the enda,
The pink little nose of her niece!
and "Sue" is well known world wide,
There was once a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw,
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother --
Let that be a lesson to you!
There was a young Captain McNair,
Who polished his sword on the stair,
On the 80th stroke, the banister broke,
and his cannon went off in mid-air!
