Sounds like another set of co-ordinates for the version I know: "There once was a nympho names Alice- She used a dynamite stick for a Phallus- Well they found her vagina in South Carolina, And bits of her tits near Dallas"- Of course, we'd have to 'splain- such key words to HoJo as "Nympho- Phallus-but we all have to make sacrifices for the "snuffies in our Units, don't we?"" Here's another one I just cranked up--see what you think, Sir-- "A Maryland Mick name of O'Toole- Went skinny dippin' in a neighbor's pool- He was sippin' a cold Guinness, and strokin his Pen-nis- And thus he kept his O'TOOL-COOL"!!
