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Here's a couple I wrote personally for everybody's friend and neighbor HomoJoe:

There once was a redneck named Joe
While shootin' at a buck he blew off his toe
A little drink of white lightnin' made it less frightnin'
So he blew off another then accidently killed his ol' mother while trying a shot at the doe

And another:

On DoubleGunShop there's a poster named Joe
He claims to hunt turkey but is mostly just jerky
For him the short bus is waitin' and we're all a' hatin'
He stays when we wish he'd just go.....

I'm on a roll, shall I go on?


DLH