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lonesome roads #542208 03/25/19 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By: lonesome roads
Originally Posted By: GLS

...scouting for turkeys...
... a Ruger LCP .380...
my pistol must have fallen out...


Better be packin more than Love Potion #9 this Spring. Theres a turkey out there that just gained 10 pounds and a west coast strut.




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I got the gun back. It was a seat of the pants impromptu buy-back program of sorts in a south Georgia swamp this morning. A young punk turkey's life for the gun. I was back on the beat this morning three days after losing it Friday. The mean streets. I heard a ruckus and snuck-up on a flock of Gangsta' Jakes. The scene was illuminated by a dim street light. That's right. A swamp street light. One of those blinking sodium jobs. The head jake held the gun to the skull of an armadillo. The punk had seen too many Hollywood flics. The gun was held with the grip parallel to the ground. The armadillo was shedding enough leprosy tears to fill a go cup. Armadillos are known carriers for Hansen's Disease. That's right. Your nose is going to fall off leprosy.
"Drop the gat" I said.
"Huh?"
"The piece"
"Huh"
"The heat"
"Huh?
"The gun, three toes." This punk is dumber than a bucket of Kentucky Fried. Three feathers short of a full fan...
He hesitated. Sweat was dripping off his dewlap down to his wattles. His spindly legs were shaking. "you know what I got in the gun, beak lips. And I'm pointing it at you. I'll fill your loose ship up with pixie dust to where the sun doesn't shine on your lips."
"You've screwed up mixing the metaphors, sir. And one of them is entirely inappropriate for network family viewing. Maybe okay on cable. YOU drop the gun or the 'dillo drops. The rat ate my sister's eggs." he bluffed.
"Let me correct you, feather butt. Actually he's not a rat, not a rodent or marsupial. He's in the same family as anteaters and sloths. I got no love lost for combat rats. Now or never. My pistol for your life"
Here's where he dropped it. The armadillo scurried off without a thank you and I missed my shot at it. I never did like possum on the half shell. Damn pixie dust patterns too damn tight for snap shooting. Buy back complete and it's home sweet home for the gat. Little did the tree sleeper know I don't shoot jakes. I walked away with my trench coat snagging on cat briers. Down the road my Mickey Spillane edition trench coat (in Mossy Oak) tangled in my front wheel of my mountain bike and over the handlebars I went. Life in the mean woods.


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True Detective work there GLS. The swamp is a safer place. I'da shot the jake...Geo

King Brown #542210 03/25/19 02:31 PM
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Hmmm, no mountain bike tracks to be found. You should have checked where you took that reading break first, it seems like you were there for a while? Glad you found your little pocket buddy.

King Brown #542212 03/25/19 03:19 PM
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Nice work Mr Chandler.


The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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great story, only thing missin was an owl...


keep it simple and keep it safe...
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Originally Posted By: ed good
great story, only thing missin was an owl...


Ed, that was damn funny.


The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
ed good #542247 03/26/19 08:20 AM
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Or, perhaps, a "Maltese Falcon"?? Great story line- someone raised on Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett would appreciate this piece of creative writing-- RWTF


"The field is the touchstone of the man"..
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The most obvious trend of the thread is a lot of opinions but none indicating members of a roiled temperament; everyone has their say.

More posts on the page than all others combined, on-and-off threads were informational and a pleasure for me. Thank you.

King Brown #542417 03/27/19 11:49 PM
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amazed to see gun control advocates lamenting folks ceasing and desisting in the fight against gun control! It does wear one down from time to time, all the unending fight against the gun-grabbers. One gun shop in Garland Tx even closed its doors this month over frustration with atf paperwork! Please, God, just one month's open season on liberal socialist gun grabbers.

steve white #542454 03/28/19 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By: steve white
amazed to see gun control advocates lamenting folks ceasing and desisting in the fight against gun control!


Oh gosh, this LULLING and lying is nothing new for King Brown. He's been doing it for years. He was trying to tell us that membership in the NRA was declining when it was growing. And who could forget when he told us that his idol Barack Obama had kept his legislative gun in his holster when he knew damn well that Obama had pursued more anti-gun restrictions and signed numerous executive orders to enact restrictions he could not get through Congress?

Originally Posted By: King Brown
It's hardly mean-spirited to note that I'm an Obama supporter. I'm proud of it, apparent here as long as he's been around. He's anti-gun but has kept his legislative gun in his holster to position his party for '16.


He basically said the same thing here, after once again making the false claim that the Supreme Court changed the meaning of the 2nd Amendment:


Originally Posted By: King Brown
The Court in 2008 District of Columbia v. Heller changed the 200-year-old narrowly interpreted Second from serving in the militia to an individual right. Do you favour democratic processes over justice of stacked courts?

Why I ask, as I mentioned earlier, is that there is no political will to change regulations; Obama talked about it but did nothing. What party would commit suicide by taking away what a majority considers a sacred right?


But King has made that same false claim about the Supreme Court, or the NRA, or Attorney General John Ashcroft changing the original intent of the Framers of the Constitution concerning the Individual Right to Keep and Bear Arms many times... even after being shown numerous quotes by the Framers proving their intent:

Originally Posted By: King Brown
The Court departed from the original understanding of the Second. The NRA and other groups rejected the original interpretation. Even as late as 1991, the jurist Burger appointed by Nixon said "the Second Amendment has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word 'fraud,' on the American public by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime." In 2008, in the District of Columbia v. Heller, what Burger said was fraud was accepted by the court. Interesting stuff.


Originally Posted By: King Brown
Ed, historically the individual "right" to bear arms is relatively new. I believe John Ashcroft in 2002 became the first federal attorney-general to proclaim that individuals should be able to own guns. The Supreme Court in 2008 overturned all mainstream legal and historical scholarship by ruling that there is an individual right to own firearms although with some limits. Obama said it again last week.

I believe that during the previous 218 years the Second meant what it said: firearms shall be held by "the People"---a collective and not individual right---insofar they are in the service of "a well-regulated militia." Was an individual right even mentioned at the Constitutional Convention or in the House when it ratified the Amendment or when debated in state legislatures? I don't think so.


While most gun owners celebrated the 2008 U.S. Supreme Court Heller and McDonald decisions affirming our rights, King was sorry that a pro-2nd Amendment President had been able to nominate a pro-2nd Amendment Justice, and tip the balance away from Liberal Left Judicial activists who see the Constitution as a so-called "Living Document", subject to whims and personal opinions rather than Original Intent:

Originally Posted By: King Brown

If the Supreme Court hadn't decided for Bush with a half-million less votes than Gore on a one-time-only theory of the Constitution's guarantee of "equal protection of the laws," the Second today would protect states' authority only to raise militias and not individuals' right to own guns.


And here's where King was even able to make excuses for Liberal Left Democrats who violate their Oath to "Preserve, Protect, and Defend the Constitution", and then work to infringe upon the 2nd Amendment:

Originally Posted By: King Brown
With respect, you tend to believe the written as something sacrosanct as it appears in the Constitution and other bills. Look at the Oath you posted: It says only that the president will do to "the best of my ability" to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution. What he determines "best"---wrongly or rightly.


This is but a small fraction of King's history here. This is his anti-2nd Amendment legacy... relentlessly working to undermine and demoralize American gun owners. Just the kind of guy you want in your Big Tent of gun owners... stabbing you in the back until his last breath.


A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.

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