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any o youse guys remember mah story bout mah owl henry, the notorious grouse flushing owl, that i trained to chase grouse out of the pines, so ah could get a shot wid my cut off 16 ga sterlin wurt? ah say notorious, cause henry went rouge on me, headed north towards alasker, an never seen him agin, after dat...
well, there has been dis owl hangin round my house the last couple of night...last night, it was making the usual owl sounds...you know, like...who who..an den, hit say... who who who, who ha who you, who you...yuck yuck yuck...
now tonight, its makin sounds like...ah back, ah back...sara say hi...sara say hi...
fraid to go out side an vestigate...could be henry's ghost? ah mean, hits ah long way to alasker an back...an awl...
watt wood you due, if you were me? wood you go vestigate?
Last edited by ed good; 06/20/18 01:54 AM.
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230 am...he still out der, ah hootin an talkin away...
dis reminds me o dat poem by poe, bout dat damn crow...
cept it keep sqawkin: sarasayhi...sarasayhi...
ah sceared...watt to do?
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I do remember the story of your grouse flushing owl Ed. You told us his name was Bennie, not Henry.
It appears that you are too stupid to keep your stories straight. This is sounding a lot like your buddy Jagermeister's bullshit stories about guns he claimed to own, but really didn't.
If you really do hear an owl calling to you, I'd suggest that you go out and have a long talk with him. You would undoubtedly learn something from an owl since an owl has a much larger cranial capacity than you. And please stop talking like an illiterate negro sharecropper.
A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.
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keet, yeah yeah, now ah members bout bennie...ah shot his ass fur goin out at night an catchin an killin grouse on his own...little bastard would kill erm an jest eat da heads, an leave da rest o da bird on da ground...now mebbee bennie had ah thang wid da aints, but dont wanna no bout dat...ah hated to do hit, but cant abide wastin birds...no watt ah mean...an ah certainly did not take no pleasure in killin bennie...well mebbee jest ah little...ah mean, he was a ferice little bugger...when he was hot on the tail of ah grouse, his normally yaller eyes would glow like red hot coals at night...kinda reminded me of how ah shotgun receiver looks after hit was heated red hot wid da torch, no watt ah mean...
anyway, henry was bennies cuzin, from savannah, twist removed, an kin to da wilkes, don ja know...
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least ways ah hope henry is a was an not an is...
dont know watt dat was out der last night, but hit were scary...
sleepin wid mah pump gon tonight...
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an by the way keet, souns like you got sum thin agin share croppen...fellers ah no up here dat do share crop are fine gentlemen...even if de do talk funny...
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sun is going down...
storm is brewing, which mean birds of prey will be hunkered down...
never the less, i are afeared...
pump gon is ready...
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Will someone please remind me of how to ignore this moron.
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envy an jealousy are terrible burdens...but not as bad as guilt an fear...
stormed awl night...no ghostly visitors...thank goodness...
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