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"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call..
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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Posts: 4,080 Likes: 466 |
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
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Posts: 2,862
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Posts: 2,862 |
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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Posts: 1,850 |
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.
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Posts: 2,862
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Posts: 2,862 |
"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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Posts: 4,080 Likes: 466
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[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
quote]
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Posts: 3,089 Likes: 334 |
[quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
quote]
Last edited by John Roberts; 12/01/16 08:59 PM.
Be strong, be of good courage.
God bless America, long live the Republic.
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LOL, John, that's four words!
The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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LOL, John, that's four words! Lol, it's five. Thanks fixed it. JR
Last edited by John Roberts; 12/01/16 09:00 PM.
Be strong, be of good courage.
God bless America, long live the Republic.
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a[quote=John Roberts][quote=GLS][quote=Ken61][quote=J.R.B.]"Not yet pilgrim"...
The Boss barked...
Waking me up..
My head hurt...
Last night lingers...
As it should
Was it real?
Or just smoke
From the Boss...
His bad temper...
led her astray...
into the arms...
of unseen chair...
which utterly collapsed...
Knocking me out..
of serious contention...
but fear not...
her estranged husband...
a jealous philatelist..
Came with tweezers...
and straight razors...
to gun fight....
but totally unprepared...
His razor flashed...
His chest bloomed...
like a rose...
Shave, haircut, 2-bits...
That fits, Burma-Shave...
There was blood...
But no styptic...
Meanwhile, back at...
the ranch, they...
partied with abandon...
and toasted his...
ham on rye...
Hold the Mayo...
Clinic doctor hostage...
and force him...
to accept Medicare
to extract rocksalt...
and bacon rind...
"Oh that bacon"...
burns like hell...
When the doctor...
suggested safe sex...
I considered it...
then thought better...
too much effort...
so I decided...
pheasant hunting today...
in a blizzard...
Where's my Chapstick?
"Rooster!" I shouted.
"Damn" Unloaded chamber.
Dog was pissed...
and snarled viciously...
then bit me...
I deserved it...
My phone dropped
my ambulance call.
and chukars chuckled....
Visions of dinner...
quickly faded away...
replaced by reality..
My "Boss"--Mossberg???
No, the butt...
Like Mama Cass...
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