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Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story J.R.B. #464069 12/01/16 09:55 AM
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,487 Likes: 394 Ontario, Canada canvasback OP Sidelock
OP canvasback Sidelock Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,487 Likes: 394 Ontario, Canada	...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons... After we ate... Jag wouldn't start... So we took... Electrics by Lucas... For granted, but... it caught fire... So did she... and her little... Blue eyes flashed... as she loaded... her matched 16's... with rock salt... It got hard... and very rusty... After she hosed... the rust off... the pipe gleamed... At that moment... commies showed up... We were surrounded... she let fly... with a load... It was buckshot... that hit them... in the Trotskys... John Wayne came... her knees weakened... and her heart... pants elastic too.. "Are you ready?" She heavily whispered?? "For some football?" "Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... seemed much easier... Last edited by canvasback; 12/01/16 09:59 AM. The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464070 12/01/16 10:00 AM
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,487 Likes: 394 Ontario, Canada canvasback OP Sidelock
OP canvasback Sidelock Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,487 Likes: 394 Ontario, Canada	Sorry, needed to read the whole thing again to make sense of my developing story line. Hahahaha! This thing is making me laugh at least 4 times a day. Last edited by canvasback; 12/01/16 10:00 AM. The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464071 12/01/16 10:00 AM
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,081 Likes: 473 Lowcountry, GA GLS Sidelock
GLS Sidelock Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,081 Likes: 473 Lowcountry, GA	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick?

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464072 12/01/16 10:19 AM
Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 150 Ontario, Canada VictoryXC Sidelock
VictoryXC Sidelock Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 150 Ontario, Canada	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464074 12/01/16 10:31 AM
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,081 Likes: 473 Lowcountry, GA GLS Sidelock
GLS Sidelock Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 4,081 Likes: 473 Lowcountry, GA	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story GLS #464081 12/01/16 12:33 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,862 Iowa Ken61 Sidelock
Ken61 Sidelock Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,862 Iowa	Originally Posted By: GLS "Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed.. I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story Ken61 #464082 12/01/16 12:47 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota J.R.B. Sidelock
J.R.B. Sidelock Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,850 West Dakota	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... Practice safe eating. Always use a condiment.

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464083 12/01/16 01:08 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 1,071 Canada gunsaholic Sidelock
gunsaholic Sidelock Joined: May 2011 Posts: 1,071 Canada	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me...

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story gunsaholic #464084 12/01/16 01:28 PM
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,487 Likes: 394 Ontario, Canada canvasback OP Sidelock
OP canvasback Sidelock Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,487 Likes: 394 Ontario, Canada	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia

Re: OT - But doubles are involved - Three Word Story canvasback #464087 12/01/16 01:55 PM
Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 150 Ontario, Canada VictoryXC Sidelock
VictoryXC Sidelock Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 150 Ontario, Canada	"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped

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