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...and after dinner she quickly changed into yoga pants and loaded her pair of Boss shotguns in the 2017 F-Type. She gave me 'the look' as she tossed me the keys and I instantly knew this meant only one thing. A quick blast down the 401 to London (Ontario) for donuts at Tim Hortons...
After we ate... Jag wouldn't start... So we took... Electrics by Lucas... For granted, but... it caught fire... So did she... and her little... Blue eyes flashed... as she loaded... her matched 16's... with rock salt... It got hard... and very rusty... After she hosed... the rust off... the pipe gleamed... At that moment... commies showed up... We were surrounded... she let fly... with a load... It was buckshot... that hit them... in the Trotskys... John Wayne came... her knees weakened... and her heart... pants elastic too.. "Are you ready?" She heavily whispered?? "For some football?" "Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... seemed much easier...
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Sorry, needed to read the whole thing again to make sense of my developing story line. Hahahaha!
This thing is making me laugh at least 4 times a day.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick?
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber.
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed..
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously...
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me...
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it...
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"Not yet pilgrim"... The Boss barked... Waking me up.. My head hurt... Last night lingers... As it should Was it real? Or just smoke From the Boss... His bad temper... led her astray... into the arms... of unseen chair... which utterly collapsed... Knocking me out.. of serious contention... but fear not... her estranged husband... a jealous philatelist.. Came with tweezers... and straight razors... to gun fight.... but totally unprepared... His razor flashed... His chest bloomed... like a rose... Shave, haircut, 2-bits... That fits, Burma-Shave... There was blood... But no styptic... Meanwhile, back at... the ranch, they... partied with abandon... and toasted his... ham on rye... Hold the Mayo... Clinic doctor hostage... and force him... to accept Medicare to extract rocksalt... and bacon rind... "Oh that bacon"... burns like hell... When the doctor... suggested safe sex... I considered it... then thought better... too much effort... so I decided... pheasant hunting today... in a blizzard... Where's my Chapstick? "Rooster!" I shouted. "Damn" Unloaded chamber. Dog was pissed... and snarled viciously... then bit me... I deserved it... My phone dropped
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