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Add a No. 14 to remove the 13 jinx: The incumbent party avoids unwarranted hubris as "read my lips" or "no increase in premiums." King, I didn't make it up so I'm not changing what works. I will be hoping for a preponderance of trues four years from now. Must keep the socialists away from the levers of power. They make a cock up of it every time. Edit to add: I'm off to horrify my SMUG socialist friends (They just think they are Liberals) by wearing my Trump hat tonight. Can't wait. Me and 40 whiners! LOL
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The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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Hi, King
A little free advice. Move to Canada.
__________________________ How 'bout it, Jag?
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CANADA
Hat tip Robmu1
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips."
When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?"
"The price of good shotgunnery is constant practice" - Fred Kimble
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LR, after that one, I had to give you five stars!
POOP, I've already given you 5 stars.
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The world cries out for such: he is needed & needed badly- the man who can carry a message to Garcia
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James is accurate. Trump's ignorance of the justice system is exposed by his saying he'd get a special prosecutor to investigate Clinton, and he'd appoint and direct Supreme Court judges to make law favourable to his wishes. He doesn't have the legal authority to make law either way. Courts decide. Nothing like splitting hairs and obfuscation. Trump didn't know the appropriate political doublespeak, but everyone knew exactly what he meant. Sralin, you're obviously having trouble maintaining your grip on reality, a reality you're trying very hard to deny. You're going to be an endless source of amusement. To think that everything you believe has been rejected by the American voter must be traumatic. Yet, rather than intellectually accept and acknowledge the validity of this new objective reality, all you can do is demonize. Why not start a refuge for fleeing Democrats on your place? You're welcome to them.
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I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM CANADA
Hat tip Robmu1
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips."
When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?" That is hilarious!!! Where is that from?
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I don't know. Apparently it originated with Robmu1, whomever that may be.
Sorry I can't give proper credit, it was e-mailed to me.
I thought this audience might enjoy it.
"The price of good shotgunnery is constant practice" - Fred Kimble
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Who ever came up with it deserves his own show!!!
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But, one thing that should worry the Democrats in the future is that Mike Pence is sitting 'on deck' and not only is he a wizard on the economy but he doesn't take to kindly to big government pushing small businesses and small business owners around. As an added threat he is also a darling of the evangelical community, a community that only turned out 80 percent this election. Some estimate between 3 to 5 million votes that were not cast this election, that's a lot of votes.
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Ken, careful on hubris. Trump's problems are just beginning. The electorate is split evenly on what it believes.
You're way behind on refugees. The federal citizenship and immigration website crashed election night. A provincial website inviting Americans to come here if Trump wins has had more than one million hits.
Doesn't sound like sunny days there to me.
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