doublegunshop.com - home Forums General Discussion DoubleGun BBS @ doublegunshop.com We need a laugh around here. Too much fighting.

My daughter did not like this one so much but then again she is not a real blonde

I've sold my vacuum cleaner.

It was just gathering dust.

I slept with a Brazilian.
Oh, how many is that!

Talk about a bunch of corny jokes!!!

If you were in MD you could change the sign to read

"baited area
closed to hunting
MD Dept. of Natural Resource mismanagement"

Many are cold but few are frozen.

I went to the library and asked if they had any books on how to commit suicide.
"No chance" said the librarian,
"You won't bring it back"

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills." Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet." The social workers are finally satisfied. Then they ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."

Tunes just add ......we think we have the powder issues figured out. .

Thank you Tunes, my wife who is a primary school principle and I laughed A LOT!