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#404335 05/22/15 07:57 AM
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The Pope and Obama were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards President Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!
. . . AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

Chuck H #404357 05/22/15 12:01 PM
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But some sensitive guys here in Misfires will consider you a racist for telling us that joke. I'm sure you will be able to cope.

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I made no excuses for anyone. You are making excuses for your racism Jim.


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He can't take credit for the colour of his son-in-law and grandchildren. He brands all blacks as animals.

If he walks like, talks like . . .


A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.

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Originally Posted By: keith
....some sensitive guys here in Misfires will consider you a racist for telling us that joke....


I think an objective look at it will show it's pc okay to make jokes about the Pope. After all he's pretty fair skinned and probably has a Judeo-Christian background. Ooops, I missed it, there's a victim in this joke, shame on you Chuck. Was that forceful enough, or are there any other code words that are stronger than shame?

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OK, no racist joke here. Could be just as well told about G.W.Bush, Clinton our any of the others. I liked it but is very universal in today's world. 350 million people in America, THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO CHOSE FROM!!!!! We are losing some good people because of the crap they have to go through. I'm sorry, make more than a Million a year, your disqualified. When is the last time some of these people pumped there own gas? Wondered if they could pay all their bills on time. Third party, Common sense. All I said and a buck will get you a cup of Coffee. Regards, Bob


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Not at StarBUCKS...


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I have no use for either the Pope or Obama. If the names were reversed it would suit me just as well.

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Originally Posted By: skratch
I have no use for either the Pope or Obama. If the names were reversed it would suit me just as well.



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Originally Posted By: Doublefan
I'm sorry, make more than a Million a year, your disqualified. When is the last time some of these people pumped there own gas?


Sounds like class envy to me. But I guess when you are a frequent Obama apologist, you tend to buy into the line that it is a crime to be successful... unless you are talking about Hillary. Your Governor Scott Walker comes from humble roots and is not a million a year man, but according to you, he is the devil.

By the way, it's pumped THEIR own gas... not pumped THERE own gas. You're never going to make a million bucks a year with spelling like that... unless you play professional sports.

The Pope hasn't added over $6.5 trillion to our national debt or screwed up the entire middle east. Nor has he attacked my Second Amendment Rights, so I much prefer him over Obama.



A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.

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Plus he doesn't have genes from an ape...

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Originally Posted By: HomelessjOe
Plus he doesn't have genes from an ape...


Hmmmm,

We all do.


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