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To help pay for Armadillo Mikes exorcism. I can't do it for free the Ed worm is deep inside him. 
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Maybe he just has Armadillo disease from eating too much armadillo soup. In that case a couple of shots 'O penicillin ought to fix 'im.
But if be needs an exorcism, it should involve owls in some way.
I'm in for fiddy cent.
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maybe bennie could help?
"millions for defense. but, not a farthing for tribute!"
keep it simple and keep it safe...
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maybe bennie could help?
"millions for defense. but, not a farthing for tribute!" Priceless, why don't you continue on a roll and tell lonely how much bennie habitat will be restored after the budget is shifted away from futile activities.
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Ok, ed, here's what I need you to do. Grab a gunny sack and stuff one of yer owls in it. Don't feed erm or nothin' fer about a week, and wack it with a stick every couple hours or so. We need this owl good and pissed off, but not so pissed off that he goes right for Mike's eyes when we let him out of the sack.
Now, jOe. We're going to need a mess O armadillers for a big pOt of armadiller sOup. I'm not sure of the armadiller sichyation in TenOsee, sO you may have to rOad trip to Arkansas. Technically we should use Texas armadillers,,but I think we can fool Mike. And besides, donations for gas money ain't zackly pourin' in. We're going to need at least one live armadiller, so bring some glOves and a gunny sack. rOad kilt armadillers is OK fer the soup. We ain't eatin' it, Mike is.
I think that's it fer now. I'm off to the liberry to read up a fair piece on this exorcisim business. Take care and good luck! I'll be in touch.
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Oh, hey, craigd, I almost forgot. Don't plan anything for the next week or so. If'n we need a fairy fer sumthin', yer our guy.
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Oh, hey, craigd, I almost forgot. Don't plan anything for the next week or so. If'n we need a fairy fer sumthin', yer our guy. Hey lr, last word. Heck I'd rather go off topic and wish any troops out there not to get caught up in the rif, particularly those out in the field.
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Armadillo Mikes "ED wOrm" problem is like being a drug addict....
You can't help them until they admit they have a problem.
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