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very simply, it is this:

we will stay out of your part of the world, if you will stay out of ours. the only exception is Israel, cause they are really part of us. and as they are an outpost of freedom in your chess pool of tyranny, you gotta leave erm alone or we will unlease hell upon you...anyway, we promise:

no more 500,000 infidels setting foot on the sacred soil of Saudi.

no more operations like Iraqi freedom.

no more operations like enduring freedom in aftganistan.

an, of course no more 911's.

an of course, if you decide to liberate, lets say, Indiana from infidel crusader rule, you gotta realize it aint gonna happen, as that is just the way it is and the way its gonna stay.

an of course, you gotta keep the oil flowin to the international market. otherwise, we will pretty much leave you alone if you of course leave us alone.

wadda ya tink, Mo ha med?

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Originally Posted By: craigd
What's an erm?
Yes, and what's a "chess pool" as well-


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What's a "tink"?


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Originally Posted By: J.R.B.
What's a "tink"?
Hey compadre- I missed that one. Here's my guess- just as "Tinkerbell" is a femme fairy, maybe her "boyfriend" is the "Tink"-- but when it comes to old "Sideshow Ed", your guess is as good as mine.


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When we have it all figured out perhaps we should compile a glossary of terms for the bennefit of new comers to the site. We'll call it "Ed Speak For Dummies".


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erm, same as dem.

chess pool, a really nasty, smelly place.

tink, same as contemplate.


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an mo ham med, if you are readin this, we could also discuss the following rather delicate issues:

1. you really might wana consider letting the girls learn how to read an rite and do numbers...think positive, maybe they could get home based, on line, dinar paying jobs, so you don't gotta work so hard when its hot out.

2. an while we is talkin bout de girls, you might wana consider letting erm ware less outside, particularly during da summer, when its so hot...I mean, we let you look at ours. why not return the courtesy?

3. an den der is the pork thing...now we know what that's all about. but, that was a long time ago, an pigs is much cleaner inside now, than they used to be...if you ever tried pulled pork, you might change your mind about this. an consider:

da Chinese are the largest producers of pork in the world. and they will soon be the largest consumers of oil in the world...you got da oil. de got da pork. sounds like a deal just waitin to happen.

if you are agreeable, lets get together, some ware private, and knock down a few shots and beers, so we can loosen up an work on how we can all live together in peace on this planet. wadda ya say mo?

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an mo, should you wish to have this friendly face to face meeting to discuss things, please, no bombs...and of course no drones.


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Not putting boots on the ground and trying to make little americans out of them would probably be a step in right direction.

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