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For personal weight reduction, tell your wife that your doctor has recommended the lover's diet: grab your mate instead of your plate. You burn 250 calories a pop.
Better still . . . arrange a 2 hour rendezvous with Suzy Favor Hamilton. One hour in the sack, one hour on the track.
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For personal weight reduction, tell your wife that your doctor has recommended the lover's diet: grab your mate instead of your plate. You burn 250 calories a pop. I don't think 250 calories every other month is going to make much difference.
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First you need to recalibrate your scales. Most scales are one to two pounds heavier per hundred pounds net reading than what a persons actual weight is. This is done at the factory to make ladies feel fatter than they are. I think mine are off a full ten percent. That or Global Warming is causing an increase in gravity in some places, like my house. Little know facts like that you can share with your wife if you want to start a fasting diet. Be fast if she throws anything, be faster out the door if she reaches for a heavy object like her favorite broom. Be at fault for her favorite broom snapping over your head and you are in a greater jam than when a game warden approaches with a bad case of hemorrhoids on his mind. Buying her a new broom will not help, or so I am told. 
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We spent a lovely day shooting birds out the windows of my Rover while eating donuts and drinking chocolate milk by the gallon.
What kind of donuts.......?....... Why powdered of course.
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For personal weight reduction, tell your wife that your doctor has recommended the lover's diet: grab your mate instead of your plate. You burn 250 calories a pop. I don't think 250 calories every other month is going to make much difference. You mean every other year......didn't you?
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For personal weight reduction, tell your wife that your doctor has recommended the lover's diet: grab your mate instead of your plate. You burn 250 calories a pop. I don't think 250 calories every other month is going to make much difference. You mean every other year......didn't you? I am a Texan. So yeah, using the standard Texan exaggeration factor of twelve you would be correct.
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Dr. Armstrong's chukar diet; eat only chukar and cheat grass....that you harvested yourself.
Or you could turn your stock duplicator loose on a hunk o'balsa....they say some gentlemen PREFER "blondes"!
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... I am a Texan. So yeah, using the standard Texan exaggeration factor of twelve you would be correct.
I KNEW IT! One quail Photoshop'd 12 times...all these years... 
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No shortage of hot air in California either. And always remember that you used the pheasants pointed and retrieved by my dogs and shot by me for your Kansas photo ops.
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Now it's getting deep! There's no pheasant left in kansas!
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