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"I'm on a roll'- hope that's a Parker House Roll there MH- here's one I cooked up in honor of our dipstick pal Homeless Joseph- aka HoJo: There once was a man named McVine- Who dipped his dick in spirits of turpentine- He decided he needed a blow- So he called our friend HoJo-And then toasted the event with Vat 69!!
Last edited by Run With The Fox; 06/07/09 01:58 PM.
"The field is the touchstone of the man"..
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There once was a girl named Jill
Who used dynamite for a thrill
She rubbed on her Cl*t
too hard, just a bit
and blew her as* all the way to Brazil
Brian
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Sounds like another set of co-ordinates for the version I know: "There once was a nympho names Alice- She used a dynamite stick for a Phallus- Well they found her vagina in South Carolina, And bits of her tits near Dallas"- Of course, we'd have to 'splain- such key words to HoJo as "Nympho- Phallus-but we all have to make sacrifices for the "snuffies in our Units, don't we?"" Here's another one I just cranked up--see what you think, Sir-- "A Maryland Mick name of O'Toole- Went skinny dippin' in a neighbor's pool- He was sippin' a cold Guinness, and strokin his Pen-nis- And thus he kept his O'TOOL-COOL"!!
"The field is the touchstone of the man"..
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Brian
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Here's another one Major- I pulled out of my seabag- "An E.O.D. Cpl. named McFord, was clearing a forest with C-4 and Det. Cord- But he failed to dual prime, and the fuze burn rate to time- Now he's defusing IED's for the Lord"- sorts goes with the motto an Courthouse Bay-Engineer's School- "In this outfit, you are only issued ONE mistake-try very hard not to use it"!! Boom--
"The field is the touchstone of the man"..
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Thought I'd bring this great thread back to the top.
DLH
Out there at the crossroads molding the devil's bullets. - Tom Waits
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Goes to figure you'd like a limber one...
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I know thousands.
Obviously everyone knows of the "Man from Nantucket:...
Here's a highbrow one.
That naughty old Sappho of Greece,
Preferred much to any old piece,
To have her Pudenda,
Rubbed hard by the enda,
The pink little nose of her niece!
and "Sue" is well known world wide,
There was once a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw,
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother --
Let that be a lesson to you!
There was a young Captain McNair,
Who polished his sword on the stair,
On the 80th stroke, the banister broke,
and his cannon went off in mid-air!
Out there doing it best I can.
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