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There once was a thing called a V-2,
To pilot which you did not need to,
You just pushed a button,
and then there was nuttin,
but stiffs, big holes and debris too.

clap, clap, clap!!!

binko

Here's a couple I wrote personally for everybody's friend and neighbor HomoJoe:

There once was a redneck named Joe
While shootin' at a buck he blew off his toe
A little drink of white lightnin' made it less frightnin'
So he blew off another then accidently killed his ol' mother while trying a shot at the doe

And another:

On DoubleGunShop there's a poster named Joe
He claims to hunt turkey but is mostly just jerky
For him the short bus is waitin' and we're all a' hatin'
He stays when we wish he'd just go.....

I'm on a roll, shall I go on?


DLH

I'm no Homo....you fAt Closet Queen.

You are not? By God, dipweed, I sure do miss your idiocy on the other board.

I remember you....aren't you Pete the Obamanite' ?

You were a fish in a barrel, joe.

And after you voted in Obama we are all fish in barrels...

There once was a man named Dick
who was born with a corkscrew shaped prick

He searched in a futile hunt
for a girl with a corkscrew shaped Cu@T

He finally did find one but then he felt dead
that son of a b*@ch had a left hand thread

sort of gun related

Nice one there Major-the Limerick purists might get on your case for a 6 liner-with your permission, Sir, may an old Gyrene "field strip" that puppy and with me wicked Irish ancestry behind me, re-craft that to a five liner? And thanks for putting your life on the line for our Country in the sandbox War against terrorists---now, by your leave, Sir- here's me first "shot outta da box" goes like this: There once was a paratrooper named McChecker--Who was born with a corkscrew shaped pecker- He reconned North Carolina ( 82nd. AB) For a broad with a cross threaded vagina- Until his search was halted by orders from Colonel Becker!!