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Quite racy, but quite good...I liked them!
binko
I'm now a PORN Star! - Poor - Old - Retired - & Needy
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Sidelock
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There was a mortician from Fife
Who made love to the corpse of his wife
He said to the judge
She was cold, did not budge
Just the same as she acted in life
Sam
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I like...thanks
I love limericks!
binko
I'm now a PORN Star! - Poor - Old - Retired - & Needy
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There was a young Royal Marine
Who tried to fart "God Save The Queen"
When he hit the soprano
Out came the guano
And his pants weren't fit to be seen.
Last edited by peter m.; 05/03/09 08:07 AM.
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There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.
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There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.
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An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said Sex is one thing I do know
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!
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You're bad Sam...but really good...I like.
binko
I'm now a PORN Star! - Poor - Old - Retired - & Needy
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Binko - Fac ut vivas. Oh! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum! Interdum modo elabitur. Quo usque tandem abutere patentia meum? Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Nunc, gaudeo absolvi meam animam.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? You are in America...SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
binko
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A gentleman dining at Crewe,
Found an elephant's whang in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
and wave it about,
or the others will all want one too."
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A mortician's sly daughter named Maddie
Told a young and viginal laddie,
If you'll do as I say,
We can have a great lay,
'Cause I've buried more stiffs than my Daddy.
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