Law of Grouse Hunting: When you are hunting grouse and carrying your shotgun, they will flush only when you are unprepared, off balance, tangled up in brush, and their flight will be almost supersonic speeds, twisting and turning, and mostly obscured by leaves and trees.

Two weeks later when you are deer hunting and carrying a rifle, they will flush from the middle of a clearing or logging road and gently fly straight away.

A true sign of mental illness is any gun owner who would vote for an Anti-Gunner like Joe Biden.