How about this?

Internet Weiners
Contests can be so funny
Always stepped on

"Weiner" is a reference to "Internet Weiner Measuring Contest", (yes, "Weiner" is slang for "Penis") a term used often by the younger generations to describe a pointless conflict on the internet. Not to say that it isn't entertaining to others.

It's easy to use "Statist" whenever talking about politics.

Statists are so Red
Constitution is denied
Slavery is here

I prefer wood to plastic, leather to nylon, waxed cotton to Gore-Tex, and split bamboo to graphite.