Originally Posted By: Ken61
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Internet Weiners
Contests are so funny
Always get stepped on


You have five syllables in line 1, that is correct. Was weiners a Freudian slip or did you mean "whiners"?
Line 2 has six syllables, not 7.
Line 3 has six syllables, not 5.
See if you can work in "statist" which appears in practically all of your posts. wink

Like this:

King is a statist
Says Ken61 all the time
A johnny one note